Look, he proved it and everything!




What a big heart!

Also a Terrifying Epic of the Couch Snake (alternately called the Trouble with Photographing a Ball Python)


Here we have the terrifying Ball Python, perched among a Pocky Box and a Roots receipt.... who knows what terrors await us. I planned to only snap a quick photo to avoid their terrible disposition...



Ah no! He has spotted us!!! Quick, divert him with flashes from the camera's bulb! We are in true danger now he approaches with lightning speed, too fast for our camera!



It is too late, we are finished. Say your goodbyes....


But what is this? Our quick thining has diverted him with a mouse, and now his fate rather than ours rests in those terrible jaws