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Snake goes into a bar
A snake slithers into a bar.
The bartender says "I'm sorry, but I can't serve you."
The snake replied "What? Why the hell not?".
"Because," said the bartender, "you can't hold your booze."
Just thought you guys might like this!
~Dexter Mason~
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 Funny joke
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You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a
sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same
speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse
is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as
you and the Kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly
dangerous situation?
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LOL...get off the merry-go-round!!!
A priest, a minister, a rabbi, a nun, a doctor, a lawyer, a plumber, Elvis, Marilyn Monroe & a horse all walk into a bar.
Bartender looks up & says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!?!?"
K~
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LOL...get off the merry-go-round!!!
Darn!!!
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Re: Snake goes into a bar
imagine you're walking down a narrow alley when suddenly a large group of men carrying machineguns step out in front of you. You whirl around and see a similairly be-weaponed group close in behind you.
They raise their guns as one and point them at you. One of them tells you to pray to whomever you pray to....they open fire...what do you do to get out of this hazardous and most probably lethal situation?
Alex
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Re: Snake goes into a bar
 Originally Posted by alexrls
imagine you're walking down a narrow alley when suddenly a large group of men carrying machineguns step out in front of you. You whirl around and see a similairly be-weaponed group close in behind you.
They raise their guns as one and point them at you. One of them tells you to pray to whomever you pray to....they open fire...what do you do to get out of this hazardous and most probably lethal situation?
Bend over and kiss your butt good bye?
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Aligator walkes in to a bar and say gimme a Gator-aid on the rocks
When you've got 10,000 people trying to do the same thing, why would you want to be number 10,001? ~ Mark Cuban "for the discerning collector"
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Daniel walks into a bar and asks for Turkey and Diet Coke.....
....not really a joke....but the thought puts a smile on my face  ....and don't knock the drink unless you try it  ...gobble gobble...
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