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    Laugh along with me at me what ever. Funny story inside!

    ok so last night I went to handle naga for a while and she had her tail wraped really tight around her hide so i took the hide out with her and just sat it on my lap. after she let go and was crawing around my hand I noticed a streak on my hand that almost looked like oil.

    dont know what possesed me to put my hand to my nose to identify the strange substence, but i just showered so i was curious what it was. anyhow i couldnt identify what it was till i took naga back to her cage and there where the hide was, was a freshly droped Dookie!

    Im still washing my hand every 15 minutes lol!

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    Re: Laugh along with me at me what ever. Funny story inside!

    Gross lol!

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    Re: Laugh along with me at me what ever. Funny story inside!

    Awww the old left over poop in the hand joke.. It's classic
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    Re: Laugh along with me at me what ever. Funny story inside!

    You're that upset over a little poo? It's not nuclear waste....
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    Cause when push comes to shove you taste what you're made of
    You might bend, till you break cause its all you can take
    On your knees you look up decide you've had enough
    You get mad you get strong wipe your hands shake it off
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    Re: Laugh along with me at me what ever. Funny story inside!

    Too funny! Wait till you forget to check for that suspicious bulge above the vent, are sitting oh so nice and quietly watching a bit of TV and letting your BP relax on your lap...then you get that "hmmmm what is that sudden warm feeling" followed shortly by "ohhh crap! it's CRAP!" feeling. LOL
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    Re: Laugh along with me at me what ever. Funny story inside!

    LOL, too funny! I had some of this trickle down my shirt once and after showering (immediately) I still could not get rid of the smell wafting up toward my nose! Somebody suggested lemon juice which worked really well.
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    Re: Laugh along with me at me what ever. Funny story inside!

    Icky..
    Lucky for you it wasn't a garter snake muskin' ya! Now those are fun times.
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    Re: Laugh along with me at me what ever. Funny story inside!

    Milksnakes are good at that too Mine's got it down to a fine art, shakes his tail and it goes everywhere

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    Re: Laugh along with me at me what ever. Funny story inside!

    Quote Originally Posted by tigerlily
    You're that upset over a little poo? It's not nuclear waste....
    I was exagerating alot there. lol I was wondering how i got somthing like oil on my hand after a shower lol, I guess he pooped on his hide and when i picked it up it smeared on me lol. Nothing compared to the cat that pooped on my moms foot when i was younger though she threw up on the spot lol

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    Re: Laugh along with me at me what ever. Funny story inside!

    LOL!! Oh thank goodness. I have a couple siblings who would wash 20 times if they got a little something on them. I think being a parent as made me pretty immune to most bodily excrements. (as long as it doesn't get on the carpet!! )
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