Worst date EVER stories...

[4Khan]

I was in 5th grade...I think this still counts.

anyways,
I liked this boy for a long time. My uncle lived above them in a duplex and we were in the same class. His older sister used to invite me over and we would listen to music and dance in her bedroom (remember this was in like 95-96).
I totally thought this kid was the cats meow.

I asked him to go see BlackSheep starring David Spade and Chris Farley. My mom and her boyfriend took us. But first we needed to make a little "stop" at the grocery store. Long story short my moms bf brought in 2 40's (40 oz of beer) and got drunk. feel asleep and snored so loud people moved away from where we were sitting. not to mention he ended up kicking over the empty bottles and they rolled all the way dowm to the first asile hitting peoples feet as they made their way down. I was in terror. We were still somewhat friends for the rest of that year but I knew he thought my family was insane.

thank heavens my mom dumped that guy and is now remarried to a guy who hardly ever has a beer!

[cueball]

I totally thought this kid was the cats meow.
I asked him to go see BlackSheep. got drunk. feel asleep

Hahahaha..the best!!

[cueball]

I had taken some computer classes in college, and most of those guys were like COOL I THINK THAT'S A GIRL!!

Lol...you know you adored sword fighting computer dorks chasing you around

[JLC]

I was in 5th grade...I think this still counts.

anyways,
I liked this boy for a long time. My uncle lived above them in a duplex and we were in the same class. His older sister used to invite me over and we would listen to music and dance in her bedroom (remember this was in like 95-96).

LOL....this makes me feel old! When I was in 5th grade, it was the 70's!

I dunno if my "worst date" counts as a date, because we didn't actually go anywhere....but I was hanging out with a guy that I thought was cute. I was about 18 or so, I guess. Eventually, he got all moony-eyed and I could tell he was going to kiss me....which, I thought, would be really nice. Only......it was like kissing a COW! This big, huge tongue with no talent whatsoever! LOL I've probably already gone into too much detail....it was really gross!

No matter how "cute" he was, I never once thought he was good-looking after that!

[tigerlily]

Lol...you know you adored sword fighting computer dorks chasing you around

After watching some of those guys, I never wanted to have anything to do with computers again! LOL!! I would ask a question about a program and they would give me this look - like awww the poor girl is trying to think...isn't that cute. UGH! Then instead of answering my question, they would just fix my code. Blast it, I just wanted the question answered. Plus they spent 14 hours minimum playing their computer games. They never went out. That's when I changed my major to Zoology!! One of my better college decisions.

I hate being condescended to. I had one guy try and 'impress' me with his vast knowledge by using the word sublimation. HA! I stopped him, and told him I was very familiar with the conversion of a solid to a gas without an intermediary stage. I'm a girl, I'm not completely stupid.

[cueball]

I'm a girl, I'm not completely stupid.

isn't that cute.

[cassandra]

isn't that cute.

[tigerlily]

That goes double for me! Way to go Cass!!

[cueball]

Bad Cue Bad Cue

[frankykeno]

Well worst date is a date that never happened and let me say the guy and I were both incredibly relieved. Long story short, I'm adopted. It turns out I have one full blood male sibling that I didn't know about till I was an adult. He's only 13 months younger than I am. He contacts me. We talk extensively and agree to meet. It turns out through absolute coincidence that we both lived in the same area of Toronto during the same time, hung out in some of the same places and even sat at a concert only a few rows away from each other....at that point not knowing the other person even existed.

While I was waiting to meet him all I could think of was "please please please do NOT let me recognize this guy as someone I once may have dated casually all those years ago!" Turns out as he was driving to meet his mystery older biological sister...he was praying the same thing! LOL

Amazing that it's great to find out someone is a complete and total stranger!