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    Cloacal Popping Engineer xdeus's Avatar
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    The princess and the slob

    Before I go to work every morning I check all of the snakes and clean any cages that need cleaning. This morning I noticed that a few of my snakes were out which usually means I have some cages to clean.

    I have two pastels that are half-sibs. I started with the girl and although her cage looked clean, I noticed that it was a little wet. Then I noticed a huge log under her hide. She neatly did her business that night, then waited patiently on top of her water bowl for me to clean out the cage.

    After I finished with her I checked on her brother. It was like there was a poo party at his place, and he invited all of his biker friends to join in the festivities. There was poo EVERYWHERE. Of course he was under his hide snoozing and probably cracking up to himself because he knew he was going to make me late.

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    Re: The princess and the slob

    LMAO! What a lovely wake up you had this morning Lawrence!
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    Re: The princess and the slob

    Quote Originally Posted by xdeus
    poo party at his place
    Oh my!!

    What a wonderful way to start your day. I hope things got better from there.
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    You might bend, till you break cause its all you can take
    On your knees you look up decide you've had enough
    You get mad you get strong wipe your hands shake it off
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    Re: The princess and the slob

    Quote Originally Posted by tigerlily
    Oh my!!

    What a wonderful way to start your day. I hope things got better from there.
    It did. It's nice to leave the house knowing that they're all in clean cages, but I think I might soak that male when I get home.

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    Re: The princess and the slob

    Quote Originally Posted by xdeus
    It did. It's nice to leave the house knowing that they're all in clean cages, but I think I might soak that male when I get home.
    That and remove his kegger-party priveldges for a while...
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    Re: The princess and the slob

    Quote Originally Posted by cassandra
    That and remove his kegger-party priveldges for a while...
    Definitely! He's on notice...

    I may just have to invent snake diapers if he continues this type of behavior.

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    Re: The princess and the slob

    Quote Originally Posted by xdeus
    Of course he was under his hide snoozing and probably cracking up to himself because he knew he was going to make me late.
    LOL. How do you explain that to the boss? "Sorry i'm late sir (or ma'am), I had to clean the doo-doo out of my snake cage."

    Now watch, karma will get me for this post.
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    Re: The princess and the slob

    Quote Originally Posted by RockSolid
    LOL. How do you explain that to the boss? "Sorry i'm late sir (or ma'am), I had to clean the doo-doo out of my snake cage."
    LOL. My boss is the biggest ophidiophobe I've ever seen, which is strange because he routinely swims with the sharks at the Monterey Bay Aquarium in order to clean the tanks. If he has a problem with my occasional tardiness, I'll tell him that I would be happy to bring the snakes into the office in order to clean them.

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    Re: The princess and the slob

    lol, crazy boogers!
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