But on the other hand, think of all the perks-- you smell with your tongue, you basically have "heat vision", you're really cute and cuddly but you still have dignity (unlike rabbits) ANND you'd be the coolest animal in the world. Besides, you'd have a whole forum full of people dedicated to worshipping you, not to mention a bunch of humans who bring you food, water, a comfy home, cuddle you, and basically tend to your every want and need. *grin* I think they have it pretty good, ne?

although it WOULD suck to give birth to eggs that big in comparison to you...*shudder*