Hi! I saw your ad!
I just wanted to ask you a few questions:
Do you plan on telling the buyers/renters that no matter how tame their snakes are- if you harass and stress them out at 'parties' where 'god knows what' will be around that they will become agitated, and most likely bite. Also, could you tell me whether or not you plan on informing the 'buyers' about how big a burm will get? I mean, i know a 20ft burm around the neck is hot and all but...
Also, will you be planning to tell them just how long these 'bad' and 'hip' little creatures will live? You know, the little punksters will probably have PTA meetings and soccer matches in the time it takes these LIVING CREATURES time to get into middle age. Who, then, will have time for the massive burm or ball python?
What kind of person advertises their pets, creatures that intrust their lives with, as fashion accessories and cool or hip items. The only thing that's going to happen to these animals is being dumped in the woods or possibly sold-yet again-or killed (when it bites some twat's hand). Which, I rather a snake be dead than forced to spend hours upon hours outside of a climate controlled habitat where it can feel safe and secure and not inhale god knows what at those 'parties' where all the 'bad' kids will wear them.
You are a sick and disgusting individual with no respect for creatures that would in the first place rather be left alone than prodded and poked by the stupid, cruel, and immature people that would be dumb enough to purchase one from you.
Woe to the animals that reside in your home, I can only imagine what type of care you're giving them now if you think this is 'safe'. Honestly, you could probably get sued.
Good day.
Sincerely,
Ansli Pemberton.


Email i wrote. hope it sent. blah. sick :cens0r:'s