Quote Originally Posted by alexrls
Agggg!!! i was out for one day and i missed this day of days!!!!

oh i lament for missing the most ostentatious (sp? meaning?) event. drag me out before the Queen and force me to watch cue dance...no wait thats cruel and unusual...alright dangle a piebald in front of me then give it away free to somebody else.
Nope sorry Alex...it's justice Canadian-style time for this major offense my boy!

You will not be allowed the following:

1. No watching hockey or curling next season (yes I know it's a major blow but be strong!)

2. When it next snows you must shovel it all without conversing with any neighbour for 2 hours about just how much snow is on the ground, how much is expected to be on the ground, how stupid you think all weather people are and hey how is your Uncle that moved "down south"? (note: this is typical Canadian behaviour to avoid moving said white crap from one's driveway)

3. You must in the next month tell at least three Americans that "bacon is BACON...it's NOT Canadian...IT'S JUST LEAN BACON!"

4. You must refrain from smiling smugly about Canadian gun laws, socialized medicine, clean water and low crime rates (it's not nice to make fun of the Americans even though they don't realize we are doing it )

5. You may however still perpetuate the myth that we all go to work on dog sleds, have to shove Polar Bears off the front porch and the ever popular "well yes of course I know your cousin that moved to Moose Jaw!" (I can't take that way from you - I think it's in the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms!)

Imagine forgetting Canada Day!!! No poutine for you!