Lawyer joke of the day:)

[iceman25]

A friend of mine sent me this, so I thought I'd share it with you guys. Enjoy!
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One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.


He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"


"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said.



"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."



"Bring them along" the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated,

"You come with us also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.


They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,



"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."



The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."

[frankykeno]

Omg Raj...hahahahahahahahaha! That's a good one!

My favorite lawyer joke (and yes it's an oldie but a goodie) is why are medical research facilities starting to use lawyers rather than white rats for research...

#1. Because you can't get emotionally attached to a lawyer...

#2. Because there are some things even a rat won't do!

[Gecko Den]

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of ****?



The bucket.......

[alexrls]

Omg Raj...hahahahahahahahaha! That's a good one!

My favorite lawyer joke (and yes it's an oldie but a goodie) is why are medical research facilities starting to use lawyers rather than white rats for research...

#1. Because you can't get emotionally attached to a lawyer...

#2. Because there are some things even a rat won't do!

wasnt that Robin Williams line in the movie HOOK?

[frankykeno]

Not sure Alex...can't remember the movie but that's where I might have first heard it. George Carlin and Robin Williams being my personal comedic hero's LOL

[alexrls]

yeah i think that was where i heard it. the funniest part about that line is that Robin Williams' character is a lawyer.