Watch those human babies, especially the boychild ones! They as a species are difficult to raise....they won't stay in their enclosures, they will bite unprovoked, and they seem to develop dribbles that stain everything within a 10 foot radius. Just when you think you can't manage this tricky species, they bust out with an angelic smile or a sticky kiss and you are lost...lost I tell you!

As they mature this species is best kept in a UCM environment (Ugly Man Chair). Though not attractive these environments are apparently comfortable for this species as they rarely wish to leave said chair. They thermoregulate by repeated trips from the warmth of their chair to the cooler/beer fridge and back...it seems sufficient for their needs. Attempts to remove them from their chair may result in a warning growl so it's best to tempt them out with promises of such favored activities as a beer run, hunting at the electronics store or perhaps communal basking down at the local male hangout (this will involve exposure to females of this species so best review your notes on breeding behaviours).

Don't worry though, this species at maturity does settle down quite nicely with only the occasional grunt or other bodily noises best not mentioned herein