Quote Originally Posted by shavemycoinpurse
Unless that person were a quadraplegic who fell asleep lying next to a BP burrow in Africa.

I'd be ineterested to see the forum where this person wished such an improbable fate upon you. You've got a better chance of being killed by an infection acquired from lacerating your tongue with a rusty grapefruit spoon (or alternatively a dirty spork).
Anyone who eats those horrible grapefruits probably deserves what they get!

No need to fear your BP. Fear the reaper...