Just happened to me today, yet another dumb question.


Idiot : "How many crickets does that thing eat in a day?"


Me : "Oh, plenty...i have a friend with a 14' burmese python that will eat millions of crickets a day. They have to inject each and every one of them with mind-altering steroids before they can eat them. And then the mothership comes down and incubates them so they can morph into power rangers."


Yes, im a very long-winded smart @$$. Needless to say, the guy was shy to ask anymore questions. LOL