A Kennesaw, Ga. law makes it illegal for every homeowner not to own a gun, unless you are a convicted felon, conscientious objector or disabled.
This is true - and they are quite serious about it too! Not far from where I live!

• Atlanta: Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street
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Darnit! So much for taking my giraffe to Piedmont Park! Man!!!!!!