A couple of things I've learned over the years ...

1. Never tell an animal rescue that you plan on breeding anything.

2. Never tell a pet store that the rodents you are buying are for feeders.

3. Never laughingly tell a bartendar that you're "so loaded that you can't see straight".

4. Never tell a woman that she looks "ok" or "alright".

5. When asked if you've been drinking, never tell a cop that you've had a couple of beers but your "fine".

6. Never tell a stipper that you just got paid.

7. Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

8. And finally, but only slightly less well-known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

(anybody catch it? )

-adam