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    Laugh Of The Day! Black Box Recorders

    The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they
    had covertly funded a project with U.S. auto makers for the past
    five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black box
    voice recorders in four-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an
    effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the
    last moments before the crash.

    They were not surprised to find in 44 of the 50 states the
    recorded last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes
    were, "Oh, Crap!"

    But the states of Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas, Arkansas, Alabama
    and Kentucky were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words
    were, "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin."
    *Jeanne*

    "To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe"

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    Re: Laugh Of The Day! Black Box Recorders

    LOL...

    You know what rednecks call empty beer cans in the back?
    Truck chimes!
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    Re: Laugh Of The Day! Black Box Recorders


    But the states of Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas, Arkansas, Alabama
    and Kentucky were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words
    were, "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin."
    ROTFLMAO!!! Hillarious!! I swear I can hear Jeff Foxworthy's voice clear as a bell when I read that!
    -- Judy

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    Re: Laugh Of The Day! Black Box Recorders

    Quote Originally Posted by JLC
    ROTFLMAO!!! Hillarious!! I swear I can hear Jeff Foxworthy's voice clear as a bell when I read that!

    OMG I was thinking the same thing!
    *Jeanne*

    "To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe"

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