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Laugh Of The Day! Black Box Recorders
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they
had covertly funded a project with U.S. auto makers for the past
five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black box
voice recorders in four-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an
effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the
last moments before the crash.
They were not surprised to find in 44 of the 50 states the
recorded last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes
were, "Oh, Crap!"
But the states of Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas, Arkansas, Alabama
and Kentucky were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words
were, "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin."
*Jeanne*
"To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe"
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Re: Laugh Of The Day! Black Box Recorders
LOL...
You know what rednecks call empty beer cans in the back?
Truck chimes!
0.1 ball python (Cleo), 0.1 surinam bcc (Carmen)
1.0 sunglow motley corn (Jenson), 1.0 albino burmese (Lourdes)
1.0 cat (Nicky), some mooses and ratters, 1.0 hubby (Rick)
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Re: Laugh Of The Day! Black Box Recorders
But the states of Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas, Arkansas, Alabama
and Kentucky were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words
were, "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin."
ROTFLMAO!!! Hillarious!! I swear I can hear Jeff Foxworthy's voice clear as a bell when I read that!
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Re: Laugh Of The Day! Black Box Recorders
 Originally Posted by JLC
ROTFLMAO!!! Hillarious!! I swear I can hear Jeff Foxworthy's voice clear as a bell when I read that!
OMG I was thinking the same thing!
*Jeanne*
"To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe"
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