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    BPnet Veteran Jeanne's Avatar
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    Laugh Of The Day

    Dear IRS:

    Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.

    Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see
    that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid
    $600.00 for a toilet seat.

    I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2,400) and six hammers (value
    $1,029), bringing my total remitted to $3,429.00.

    Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election
    Fund," as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending
    them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw (article from USA Today detailing
    how HUD pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head screws is enclosed for
    your convenience.

    It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look
    forward to paying it again next year.


    Sincerely,


    A Satisfied Taxpayer
    *Jeanne*

    "To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe"

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    Re: Laugh Of The Day

    Thanks Jeanne,


    I am printing this sucker out and handing it out at work. We all need a little laugh now and then. We finished the payroll taxes yesterday, now I have only 40 corporate returns and a few hundred individual returns left. I think I may even stick this one to my wall, so i can look up every so often and laugh
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    Re: Laugh Of The Day

    Thanks Jeanne! Love the laughs, keep em coming!



    ~~Jo~~
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    Re: Laugh Of The Day

    LOL! That's awesome!
    -- Judy

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    Re: Laugh Of The Day

    My favorite spoof on taxes I've seen went something like this:

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    Proposed new 1040 EZ form:

    Box 1. Gross annual income:.......................|_______________|
    Box 2. Send it in! Here's the address...

    *************************************************
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    Re: Laugh Of The Day

    I love it!
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