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Laugh Of The Day
Dear IRS:
Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.
Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see
that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid
$600.00 for a toilet seat.
I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2,400) and six hammers (value
$1,029), bringing my total remitted to $3,429.00.
Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election
Fund," as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending
them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw (article from USA Today detailing
how HUD pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head screws is enclosed for
your convenience.
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look
forward to paying it again next year.
Sincerely,
A Satisfied Taxpayer
*Jeanne*
"To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe"
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Re: Laugh Of The Day
Thanks Jeanne,
I am printing this sucker out and handing it out at work. We all need a little laugh now and then. We finished the payroll taxes yesterday, now I have only 40 corporate returns and a few hundred individual returns left. I think I may even stick this one to my wall, so i can look up every so often and laugh
Dawn
1.0 Child - Cody
1.0 BP - DareDevil (DD)
1.1 Dogs - Buddy & Musket
2.1 Cats - Jynx, Gus & Outdoor Cat
1.0 Rabbit
1.0 Hermit Crabs - Bruce Wing
0.0.1 Skunk under porch - Pepe
1 Sister, 1 Bro-in-law - Marianne, Donnie
2 Nephews, 1 Niece - Jon, Gabe, Kyliegh
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Thanks Jeanne! Love the laughs, keep em coming!
~~Jo~~
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Re: Laugh Of The Day
My favorite spoof on taxes I've seen went something like this:
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Proposed new 1040 EZ form:
Box 1. Gross annual income:.......................|_______________|
Box 2. Send it in! Here's the address...
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0.1 ball python (Cleo), 0.1 surinam bcc (Carmen)
1.0 sunglow motley corn (Jenson), 1.0 albino burmese (Lourdes)
1.0 cat (Nicky), some mooses and ratters, 1.0 hubby (Rick)
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I love it!
~Sheree~
Because Snakes are Beautiful!
http://www.bluegorgon.com/
4.1 snakes so far (Gomez, Falkor, Ma-tsu, Neptune, Irwin)
2.1 house rabbits (Daphne, Bowie, Unut)
0.1 Jeweled Lacerta (Dana)
In loving memory of Cleo
1989-2007
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