Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart...

[Jeanne]

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts
when they aren't looking.

OK, no joke here, my daughter has actually done this, not with 24 boxes, but she has done this for entertainment in past trips to Wal-Mart.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

No joke, my son actually did this at Wal-Mart this morning!

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest
rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official
tone, 'Code 3'
in housewares ..... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

My daughter tried this at Wal-mart this AM. LOL Should have seen the look on the womans face! Priceless! And once my daughter started laughing, the woman figured out that my daughter was messing with her and started laughing, then thanked her for making her smile and laugh on such a rough day for her. So not only did we get some entertainment out of this, we actually did a good deed by making this woman cheer up.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
department.

I wanted to do this, but they display thier tents already put together up high, and that wont do. It used to be around here, they would put tents that were on display outside in a grassy area for ppl to check out, this would have been the idea time to do this I think.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why
can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick
your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if
he knows where the anti- depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission
Impossible" theme.

We do this anytime we go to Wal-Mart in our area cause it is the only one for miles around and its soo packed there. So, the song fits!

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.

Now this could be amusing for me to take my hubby to Wal-Mart and actually do this since he gets embarrassed easily..but boy would he get a laugh out of it since I have always like Madonna because she is always changing with the times, but let me say this..I do not like her new album, its one of those I think you either love or hate. And besides, I like anything automotive related, no matter the store, so it would stall me some time to roam around and see if there is anything I want for my newly restored bronco 2, however, I fear it would not work for long, cause Bri knows me well, and he dont like to let me go to auto part stores and hi-performance type places. He says I spend too much $ on my bronco. I defend that by saying that after all the work I have done to restore it this past summer, that I am entitled to buying more stuff for it.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!"

My sister informs me that this is pretty funny actually, but I dont think I could do it in fear I would pee my pants laughing so hard.

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the
fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

( And; last, but not least!)

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and,
then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

Now, this would be hilarious, however, I bet it would get you kicked out of the store.


Yes , we are a family of jokers and play around alot. When I got this in an email not too long ago, I forwarded it to a few ppl, I know ppl who have actually done some of this stuff just to get a reaction out of ppl. We, have tried a few of them, for the same reason. However, the ones we have done, have not had the potential to hurt any other person in any way. So if you decide to try some of these, have fun!







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[frankykeno]

Ohhhh I love it Jeanne! May I please add to that list....

16. Wear the t-shirt Adam sends with his snakes that has written across the back in large letters....ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME YOU GOT SOME BALLS....walk around WalMart with it on and try to catch people checking out your back....turn and yell...."hey stop looking at my butt!" (it's also a hoot to walk by the greeters with it on, then turn and catch their look LMAO )


Merry Christmas....Happy Holidays....and thanks for the laugh!


~~Jo~~

[Jeanne]

Ohhh good one Jo! Def. add it!

[frankykeno]

LOL thanks! Mike wore his 8Ball t-shirt grocery shopping the other day. I swear I saw him smirk evilly as a few people did the double take over it.


~~Jo~~

[reptile-girl]

thats hillarious, my favorite is number 14 & number 1. i got this in an email 2 too, man emails really do travel lol.

[jglass38]

I love to do things to embarass my fiance!! When we lived in NYC and would walk by the nut vendors, I would tell the guy that I loved the way his nuts smelled in an effeminate voice. What can I say, I am terribly immature and most definitely politically incorrect.

[wendyhoo9]

16. Wear the t-shirt Adam sends with his snakes that has written across the back in large letters....ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME YOU GOT SOME BALLS....walk around WalMart with it on and try to catch people checking out your back....turn and yell...."hey stop looking at my butt!" (it's also a hoot to walk by the greeters with it on, then turn and catch their look LMAO )


Merry Christmas....Happy Holidays....and thanks for the laugh!


~~Jo~~

LOL! When I actually made it to the gym I wore mine!! Though I never thought about the snappy retort! My friend Gabi came to visit me at my high school yesterday and the students were all a little shocked! (I teach at a school where kids all drive cars worth about 3 of mine!) They are a little sheltered in some ways! lol...

BTW - Mad props to Adam for the kick butt tag line!

[Coyotemoon]

Holy crap that's hillarious! By the time I finished reading that I had to go to the restroom for fear that I was going to make a puddle under my computer desk. I'm going to send that to some of my friends. They'll get suck a kick out of that.