Snakes also don't bark at the door when the same person they've known for 5 years drops by, every time, like it's a stranger! They don't drink water then drool it across the kitchen floor for unwary bare morning toes that are just trying to tippy toe to the blessed coffee machine to find! They rarely chew shoes....especially just the right one of the pair you saved months to buy and there was only one pair left in your size anyways! So far none of mine have humped anyone's leg!

There should be a warning though that not only are they addictive, they come with a free case of OCD.

Welcome to our world!


~~Jo~~