Top 5 signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treating:


1. You get winded from knocking on the door.

2.You ask for high fiber candy.

3.When someone drops a candybar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

4.When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.

5. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

Happy Halloween everybody!