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Thread: Funny email

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    Funny email

    Ok, so I know I shouldn't make fun. And I understand some folks don't type well (myself included) but for god sakes did he have to yell it at me...lol

    Here ya go:

    WAS LOOKING UNDER SNAKE RESCUE AND YOUR EMAIL CAME UP IN AS A LOCAL. I WOULD LIKE TO DONATE MY SNAKE. I HOPE YOU CAN GIVE OR FIND A GOOD HOME WHO WILL TAKE CARE OF THE SNAKE. MY SNAKE IS A TEN FOOT ALBINO BERMUSE PYTHON. MY ADDRESS IS IN *********, USA.



    PS. PLEASE REPLY BACK TO LET ME KNOW IF YOU WOULD ACCEPT MY DONATION.

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    Re: Funny email

    ME DON'T KNOW HOW YOU TALK ABOUT THIS LOCAL BURMESE PYTHON!
    When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be ~ Lao Tzu

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    Re: Funny email

    I SUFFER FROM VOICE MODULATION DISORDER, TINA!


    Rusty - how many "generous donations" in the form of large snakes do you take on each year?

    "I don't FEEL tardy . . ."


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