Upon hearing a sharp knock on the door, the little old lady opened it to find a handsome young man in a sharp suit and tie holding a slick looking vacuum cleaner.
"Good day mam," he said in a pleasant sounding voice. "If you would be kind enough to spare me a few moments of your time, I would like to demonstrate to you the latest and greatest in vacuum technology!"
"No thank you," said the little old lady attempting to shut the door. "I'm broke and don't have any money."
Quick as lightning the young man stuck his foot inside and dumped a large bag of horse manure on the clean carpet.
"If this latest and greatest DCL turbocharged steamer does not get this mess out of your carpet, I will personally eat this steaming pile of horse manure!", he said in confident sounding tones.
"Well, I hope you brought your appetite with you", replied the old lady. "They cut off my electricity today!"
"What part of broke did you not understand?!"
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