Cause when push comes to shove you taste what you're made of
You might bend, till you break cause its all you can take
On your knees you look up decide you've had enough
You get mad you get strong wipe your hands shake it off
Then you Stand
But Jamie my ball pythons are non-Oreo eating! Would it be fine if I fed them say mouse stuffed twinkies as I really do feel the combination of chocolate, white filling (what the heck is actually in the white stuff inside a twinkie????) and a nice mouse tucked in there, truly fill all the chocolate/meat/unknown white stuff requirements of your average royal.
But Jamie my ball pythons are non-Oreo eating! Would it be fine if I fed them say mouse stuffed twinkies as I really do feel the combination of chocolate, white filling (what the heck is actually in the white stuff inside a twinkie????) and a nice mouse tucked in there, truly fill all the chocolate/meat/unknown white stuff requirements of your average royal.
Please answer ASAP!
~~Jo~~
In my EXPERT opinion (I know snack foods better than anyone!), I don't believe that twinkies whether mouse stuffed or otherwise will do nothing to stabilize said Nabisco levels. You might try Ring Dings or possibly Ho-Hos for further success. Thank you and please let me know if I can answer any more questions in the future.
Best regards,
Jamie Glass
"knower of all things snack food and snake related"
Sirrah, thine challenge accepted granting the following stipulations:
STIPULATION the First
In the interest of fairness and quality of weaponsnacks no Little Debbie snack cakes shall be admissible due to unnaturally high Crisco content.
STIPULATION the Second
No cakes of foreign manufacture containing wasabi-like substances, habanero extracts or urtricating hairs. AS much as I adore all things spicy the snack cake arena is no place for them.
STIPULATION the Third
A maximum of THREE snack cakes will be employed lest thee skip TWO in which case thou shalt move right to FOUR.
STIPULATION the Fourth
Pop Tarts and other thusly packaged snacks which unto themselves contain multiples are to be counted individually and per contents whether "packaged for individual resale" or not
Gloves doffed and smacked about thine face in acceptance