Was reading over a bottle of meds for my son.. says "take one by mouth one time a day"


No , really? I was hoping to shove it up my nose and see if I could go to the ER and give the doc a challenge in removing it!

Real life situation: a friend of mine was learning to drive, and her Mom told her she was going too fast.. she looks at her Mom, and says, "Mom your on crack, it says I am going 35"... (as she was looking at the rpm gauge)

The next day, she was once again driving, her Mom says, step on the gas you are going too slow... she steps on the brake and the car behind her slams into her, and her Mom says "No the other gas pedal".

Needless to say, this friend of mine has never ever had a drivers license due to driving her car through someones livingroom when she thought she was applying the brake.