here is a good one....

"your coordination reminds me of a bull in a china shop"

Fortune cookie says: confusious say: never let bull in china shop



"think outside the box"

Ok, I did not know I was in a box to begin with... all the sudden it seems so dark in here. Is this how Jack feels?


"ride like the wind"

Since when did the wind ride, I thought it blew?


"like a rock" (from the chevy commercial)

You know, I wonder if they ever thought that someone might actually compare Chevy's to rocks, cause if so, rocks dont go anywhere, cept where you carry them.


Chevy "Nova".. nova means "No Go" in spanish.. maybe thats why sales on that car were so poor in Mexico.