Omg Christie that got me laffing! That's how my older sister defined when she "knew" for sure she was a mom....when it was easier to let the baby puke on her foot rather than have it hit the carpet!
Yep motherhood (and fatherhood to be fair) will teach you many things not the least of which is you are VERY washable!I'm still working on teaching my 4 year old that mommy does NOT want to see every bit of nose gold he mines.
Pets are just way less gross then kids!
~~Jo~~