Snakes and Stones

[Homebody]

How could I lose?? People are just lining about to buy Black Widow spiders!...
I mentioned it to my gf and she said that most people want the females only...so that cuts your projected profits right in half...

I knew that I should have put a winking emoji, or some such, after my comment to show that I meant it in jest. Hard to imagine anyone getting rich off spiders. Now, cockroaches! That's totally different. There's gold in them there roaches.