For one, I am incredibly dumb and one of my lights was literally unplugged. Temps are fine now, and now I have an extra bulb, which I should have had anyway in the event of an emergency or a blowout, so fair enough.
I'll work on moving the litter boxes somewhere else. Considering how far I've bent over backwards trying to appease this spoiled noodle I'm ready to get creative.
Thanks as always everyone.