Wiggles, the Children's Python

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Your wife is afraid of that little worm? Hey, at least he's FOUND!

I feel like I have to set the record straight. I got the full story when I got home. She wasn't afraid of him. She was afraid for him. She was in the laundry room in the basement of our building when she found him. She was afraid to move because she didn't want to startle him. If she lost him again there, he'd be even harder to find.