I'll make sure to keep you all posted! I can't go to the vet today, since they're all shut (nearly 10PM atm) and can't go tomorrow since I'm at work (work don't allow absences not booked by at least two days, unless urgent (urgent as in human-dying urgent, not pet urgent)). Will be going Saturday and keeping a very close eye on Noodle tomorrow after work.
I would give Noodle back to the reptile shop I bought him from to be looked after better, but they have been known to keep multiple ball pythons in the same enclosure and have shedding issues; nothing against the shop personally, they're great will some animals, but not ball pythons.
If they become special needs, so be it; I'm still willing to devote my life to Noodle until the day they die. I failed to get Noodle to feed in their early days, and it's up to me to live with that (Besides, there's no way I'm mailing cute little Noodle to some random who could God knows what!).