I've figured out the perfect social distancing accessory.
Today is one of the like, 4 days out of the year when the temps are mild enough that I can take Jeffrey out, so I brought her with me to the pet store, wrapped around my neck.
They have lines marked off on the floor for social distancing while standing in line at the register. This Karen behind me, who has obviously never been told "no" in her life, decided she's just too good for lines.
She kept inching closer and closer, even after I asked her to back up.
But then, Jeffrey decided Karen was too close. She poked her head out from under my hair, curled up in her S, and gave a loud, long hiss.
And this woman yelped like a little chihuahua, and jumped back.
And suddenly it was much easier for her to stay within those lines.
And as far as accessories go, she's just so versatile. Her neutral colors and iridescent sheen means she'll go great with any outfit, for any occasion.
A fiery, feisty temperament ensures that any unwelcome intrusions into your personal space are quickly and effectively addressed.
And in the right light, her shimmery scales put even the brightest diamond to shame.
I cannot recommend her highly enough. Everyone should have one.
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