Seeking Input for Presentation on 'Why Snakes make the Best Pets'

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Tongue in cheek...
Your in-laws may stop visiting after they learn you keep snakes, so you never have to host another holiday family gathering.
If you take your pet snake out shopping with you, other shoppers will readily observe "social distancing".

This is classic and a great way to wrap up the presentation! Speaking of in-laws, my mother (as soon as she found out I was getting a snake) said she would never babysit the kids nor stay over anymore. That lasted all about a a week although she still won't step foot in the basement because of the 'man eating snakes' that are locked up in cages

Thanks again for the great additions!!