Quote Originally Posted by Reptile$ 4 Life View Post
Why do these things never happen to me? I would love an up close with a cotton mouth.

Thought you're going MIL. You'll meet all types of danger noodles. Fun ones are if you go to a Jungle Warfare School or course. It's fun when your teaching Tommy Tent Peg about danger noodles an the one your showing tags you 68W start freaking out as you put the snake back an hand the class over to another trainer.

Number one rule when dealing with danger noodles:

No free handling.

Second rule:

Danger noodle has the right of way

Glad the people kept their cool. An humans an snake made it home unharmed.