Unboxing/Inspection

[Bogertophis]

I'd look for the same things I'd look for when buying in person: listen to breathing (any whistling, crackling?), observe tongue flick (tips not stuck together, & nothing
abnormal, like sticking only partway out), body symmetry (indentations could be broken ribs, for example, & bulges can be cysts, tumors, infections, an enlarged heart, etc), tail/cloaca (any blood or irritation, or signs of diarrhea; "sausage butt"?), eyes (clear, no stuck eye caps), skin (scars? mites?), overall condition (not starved or dehydrated).

Falcor! (You're very handsome but don't go getting conceited...)