Yeah it would be more like, “ I shot this 29 point buck that was at least 500 lbs, and when I was tracking him a group of grizzlies tried to stop me, I was able to fight them off and got the gigantic buck. But as luck would have it, as I was field dressing the buck, 5 polar bears attacked me and I got scratched up pretty bad.”
what fred doesn’t know is that he has his game camera is set to upload on his work computer and the whole office saw the pack of turkeys whooping up on him