We're saying you don't listen...because you don't. You keep moving the poor snake all over the place. JUST LET HIM BE!!!!
He's a snake, not a child who needs your constant supervision and interference. Just because his hide is crooked is no reason to bother him.
For the sake of your snake, PLEASE understand he's a SNAKE.
What may have been working til now clearly is NOT WORKING and if you truly want the best for your snake you need to understand he's a snake!!!
Do a little research on snakes and how EXPERIENCED, SUCCESSFUL keepers keep them. You'll find none of us keep them the way you keep Crowley. Why??? Because it doesn't work!!
You can't possibly know your snake loves his bed, I'm pretty sure he's the world's only snake with a bed. You can't tell me you honestly believe he's telling you he wants out all the time....unless his husbandry is wrong and he's trying to escape. He's NOT cruising cause he wants to hang out with you.
Until you have a basic understanding of snakes for what they are you're going to continue to anthropomorphize and treat your snake like something he's not. He needs to be treated like...you guessed it...a SNAKE!!!
Until you accept that he's a snake who has no emotional feelings towards you your snake will continue to suffer.
You claim to love Crowley so much. Now show it by caring for him properly.