Lol.
I don't wanna because I know you guys will rage keyboard Hulk attack me.

I have him on dimmer switches which control the power output which I adjust via temp gun. Honestly it's not an issue unless the freaking power goes out like it has been since it's summer and I live in a really humid area.
I've had other types of reptiles for 5+ years which this method worked well for, plus the morphmarket breeder I got him from said it was fine.

My main reasons were because a lot of the reviews for the thermostats were bad, plus they are more expensive, and they require that extra part you have to stick in the hide, which I thought would make the cord aesthetic unappealing and cleaning a little harder.