Last night with Crowley, I offered him a bath and some massages, I thought he was farting so I put his tail in the water to poop in there and then I found out he already pooped beside my leg. He made a human sized dump and got some on my shorts too so I did laundry with no pants on. I'm just surprised he was able to take such a huge dump without making any fart/pooping noises...
You forgot the old saying: "never trust a fart"! Bad Crowley!
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