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    What does a snake wear to the beach?
    A Pythong



    If you cross a snake with a robin, what kind of bird would you get?
    A Swallow



    What clothing might sister snakes share?
    Co-bras



    Why don't snakes need to weigh themselves?
    Because they have their own scales.



    How can you revive a snake that looks dead?
    With mouse-to-mouth resuscitation.



    Ok wow it's late after finding all these, time to put Crowley to bed and go dodos myself. Enjoy the snake funnies.

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