Wow, can't see why anyone would think you're a jerk. Lol. Just kidding. But, as a newbie myself, researching can leave you more confused than when you began. That's why people come here to ask those that actually have snakes. Even then you can get the wrong info. I've read other forums and social media sites and am amazed at some crazy things I've read. So try to be patient with us just learning. We hope to have as much knowledge as you one day.