Ferret for food?

[Bogertophis]

I have 4 ferrets as well. You made a lot of good points.

...and honestly, how freaking cute are they?!?! They're a LOT of work, but tons of fun. I turned a 4x6x6 closet into their enclosure. It's full of ramps, tunnels, a dig box, and stuff to climb and a few spots to sleep.
They love it. Those little goofballs. They all look so funny with their winter weight and fur. Little chubbos!

I almost bought one, many years ago. Terribly tempting. But it wasn't the right time & place, & I was going to be moving again within a year.
Besides, I had two chipmunks* for entertainment & chaos... (*legally, not w/c or native, & long story!)