No, no. Cut them up. Put'em in the microwave. Oh, and make sure you film it!
And if you're gonna microwave them, DON'T cut them up first...they'll explode nicely if you don't. Saves all that hacking apart...
Don't be surprised if your dog runs to the kitchen to investigate whatever's reeking.
Last edited by Bogertophis; 01-19-2019 at 07:05 PM.