Pffft, I laughed so loud at snake #2 taking an ill-time dump, I'm pretty sure my neighbors heard me. But hey, at least now you know that if you catch Monty "wagging" his tail, it's time to give him a wide berth and grab the cleaning supplies! Out of curiosity, do you happen to recall the morphs of the other two snakes you were considering at the time? Were they also Pastel combos like Monty?