I wish!
I board my horse on a military installation. I love it there, because that place has been there forever. The barn is carved out in a very remote part of the installation and surrounded by hundreds of acres of deep woods. All kinds of wildlife there. Although it can get a bit spooky at night, it is SO dark surrounding the barn and not a soul ..well, aside from the horses and wildlife. Most people are out of there around 5 or 6 pm. I tend to stay longer and have even spent a few nights with a sick horse.
Unlike most horse boarding barns, out where I am, you have a big area to yourself and the entire place feels remote and out there because of the woods.