It's really NOT a matter that you should take so lightly...your life depends on you learning first, not just taking the plunge. We don't need to read about you in the
paper. And you should get your affairs in order too, by the way...no one ever thinks THEY will end up in the hospital or worse. Gaboons are not a good one to start
with as they aren't native species so in the event you get bit, hospitals aren't equipped to be as helpful as you'd expect. They also get large...
I guess you had no luck contacting Neal (?) but I'm not surprised: as already mentioned, responsible keepers have to be wary as there are "all types" with the same line.