What the absolute... ????????????????

I've never heard if this and am now wishing I hadn't.
Somewhat surprised that I haven't heard of it before because if ever someone would be stereotypically crazy to do something like this it'd be Texas, I would think..

I didn't notice that it said what he got bit by, so I wonder what it was. (And who cares for the snakes between services... the pastor??)

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