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    Re: He's in shed!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bogertophis View Post
    You should also post these instructions for him, just in case:

    1. Drink water & yawn to loosen skin on face...
    2. Rub nose to peel upper jaw back over your head...
    3. Rub chin to peel lower jaw skin back under your throat...
    4. Slither forward while skin rolls down...use branches or other objects in cage as needed...
    5. Do the best you can to ignore your human, who is only impressed if you don't tear it off in pieces.
    6. Don't worry if you screwed up, you'll get another chance to redeem yourself in a month or two.
    7. Remember that humans use their hands to undress...how lame is that?
    Haha, of course! If I don't teach him how to snake, who will?

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