Ignorance is bliss for you, I suppose. For your snake, your ignorance is something awful.
You're going to get pummeled in the responses to this, if anyone even takes the time to respond, and you should. Your "update" was full of snark and everyone had been trying to help you understanding you are young and new to this.
But now tough love. Dude, grow up. It's not about you and your wants and how much interaction is good for you. It's about that creature who doesn't get a choice but to live with you. Learn some respect.
Did you even go to the vet???
