lead4urhead, i would use your first one, only I don't think it would be a good idea considering my job at the moment, I might use that secind one though. My dad used to have one that listed all the words the NSA would listen for in phone conversations one after another and then say, thought you would enjoy that guys, now go change your soiled pants, everyone else, now that they have gone away please feel free to leave you message. It was pretty funny, but now it is likely to get him in trouble so he won't do fun stiff like that anymore