Haha, yeah i had a few wooden spoons broken on my bum too. Then my mom found out about those big tupperware salad spork things. My god, they were big and they could lay the hurtin on the butt without breaking lol. And when i was a kid, you didnt have all these mass shootings in schools and stuff. I blame it on the 'soft' America now with all these child abuse laws. Some kids just needed a whoopin here and there to keep em straight, me included haha.